What breath of the Wild shoulda had as a weapon?

So yea made this back when E3 was going on, and Legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild was announced. Yea this draw is that old and I only just finished it!
So Breath of the Wild breaks a lot of the typical Zelda conventions, one of which is the weapons, you can use whatever weapon you want to at any time, namely because they break and you got to find new ones all the time. One weapon you can use is a Skeletal arm of a Dead Bokoblin! But it seems this crazy wild Link is taking it a Step further, Taking a Bokoblin and using it to beat up other Bokoblins! It'd have been really funny if this could happen in the game! Beating a Buthafucker with a muthafucker! Had we more info, and I had more inspiration, I woulda made a comic on Link using that poor Bokoblin as his permanent weapon against the Evil minions of Ganon.
So yea anyways comment and enjoy
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