Why Minions should not play Mario Kart

One day a Minion was watching a mario kart race, But once he sees a banana being used as an Item, the Minion hijacks the blue falcon, goes on a mad drive, and jumps out the vehicle to grab the banana outs yoshi's hand, not knowing its just a peel. In the process crashing the car into Wario's kart.

Crazy minion! lol so anyways comment and enjoy
Despicable me belongs to universal pictures and illumination entertainment
Mario kart belongs to Nintendo